Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Prove You are a Man

Let me apologize in advance for offending some of you by today's post. Sometimes there is only one way to say a thing.

My sister and I would call this a Penis Truck. It is related to Short Man's Syndrome--trying to compensate in conceit and sass for what they lack in height. The Penis Truck owner has a big and flashy truck to compensate for his small . . . well, you get the picture.

Then, there are Real Men. These are the guys who hold doors, change diapers and tires, kiss their grandmothers, provide for their families, dance with their wives and run for miles holding onto the seat of the newly training-wheel free bicycle. Real men are comfortable in their skin and can cross traditional barriers because they know who they are.

This kid is a Real Man. He is the only boy in his dance studio. Yes, he takes ballet and is a real crowd-pleaser. Not a lot of boys are willing to put themselves out there like that. Of course he's given crap, but he handles it with a cool, "You try it. It's harder than you think."

And he'll have his choice of lovely ballerinas . . . unlike the truck guy . . . who will be reving his engine thinking every chick will get all hot and bothered by his big . . . wheels.

6 comments:

  1. I love real men!!!!

    and only retarded girls go for the penis truck men anyways

    and I will refer to this post often if I boys who may have "penis truck" tendencies-

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  2. Give me a man who is secure in his own masculinaty every time. I know this fellow and he IS all male~~ and the very best kind.

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  3. Emily,

    You are hilarious!

    And Three Cheers for All of us "guys who hold doors, change diapers and tires, kiss their grandmothers, provide for their families, dance with their wives and run for miles holding onto the seat of the newly training-wheel free bicycle"!!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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  4. Penis Truck - So True!!! You should make it into a bumper sticker!

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  5. You crack me up! It's true about men who can dance, I married a man who can dance!

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