Hey, why have a fire if you don't roast marshmallows?
Family Fun for my Fabulous Five.
Where is their mother?!!
HaHaHaHaHaHa! Yeah, right. Many false things about this notion.
- I am not dainty
- They do not make books for my age and reading level that small
- My breasts are not as big as my head
- Like I would let my children alone with fire that near my house
- Like I get time to sit quietly and read (I am proud of my learned ability to read amidst chaos)
- Like my pods would allow their mothership to stay in the warm and cozy house instead of freezing in the wilds of the backyard
- Like I would want to miss out on their childhood adventures
Happy Winter, everyone!