Friday, July 31, 2009

More Sage Advice

"No, way! You camp with a baby?!" Why, yes. Always have or we would never go camping--seems my eggs and his fertilizer do not know how to keep their hands to themselves I always have a new baby.

Here are a few instructions.
Number one, let them eat the dirt. They like dirt because it is dirty, see.
Number two, soot is also a popular in-the-woods toy. Good Parenting Tip: make sure it is cool.
Number three, see number one. Good Parenting Tip: buy Tide with Bleach.

I am a professional parent. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to ask. I am so flippin' full of wisdom, well, you just wouldn't be able to comprehend it's scope.

Coming next week: How to teach your children the meaning of the words "hot" and "sharp."

Yours Truly,

The MotherShip

1 comment:

  1. Looks like fun! My boys are 15, 11, & 7 and we still don't go camping as a family. We can't figure out the seasons - most people we know camp in the spring & fall to avoid the summer heat around here.