And then there was the headline that read:
Yakima Burns Sex Offenders at Local Pools
Hum, I thought. I didn't know we were still burning people. That's kind of barbaric, but then, if these sex offenders were pedophiles, then I'm jiggy w' dat. (See how Ebonics just works when this thirty-something white girl from the mountain west uses it?)
Before sharing the article with my husband, I read the headline again:
Yakima Bans Sex Offenders at Local Pools
Still good, I suppose, but not nearly as effective.