How the Heck are you! We better have lunch before we both kick the bucket!
I know a couple of Vals, so I looked at the front of the envelope to see who wrote that strange greeting. Oops, a letter to the former occupant of this house had gotten through and I'd opened it without looking. Barbara was an older lady and I assume that her friend Val was older too.
Is this what Christmas card greetings look like when you are a great-grandmother?