What is our solution? Techno dance parties.
The good thing about techno is that it is made for dancing yet has none of the language or suggestive beats/sounds that go along with other forms of dance music. Right now, for instance, we are dancing to "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65. This song makes no sense, but it is sure fun to get off the couch and shake your thang to it! (Can I say thang?)
On Pandora, I found a techno station and we have been partaying for, well, several days. Try it with your children. It will not disappoint. I promise!