This poor child has five mamas. Some of us are better than others.
Some of us decided his perfect baby skin needed to experience a facial.
At least one of us decided Cinderella is his favorite.
But, when he got the choice, he picked this blue Hot Wheels.
Sweet baby, I do hope you can retain your sweetness whilst defending your agency.
I'll do the best I can at advising your many mothers.
With the exception of your one true mama:
In that case, I'm afraid I am a lost cause.
I've fallen head over heels and will do whatever you wish.