"You don't love me as much as the other kids."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you never take pictures of me. I was looking at your blog and there are tons of pictures of everyone else, but not very many of me."
"That is because you banned me from posting candid photos on my blog without specific approval."
"Well, you should try to be more equal in your picture posting."
I then proceeded to take a roll of pictures of him.
Yes, my darling boy. This is why there are fewer pictures of you on my blog. It is impossible to get a decent picture of you!
Oh, my goodness, do I ever love you!