But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me back up.
Dad, Isaac and Eliza all have jobs and had differing schedules throughout the week. They would be visiting us at the fair, but the rest of us would be staying there full time. On Monday, I worked all day on preparations for the week. Monday night, some dear friends helped us load our pigs into their horse trailer and carted them off to the fairgrounds for us. We met them there to at least get the tent up and unload a few things while I had big kids to help. Some of the children were super helpful, others undid all that helpfulness by their nasty attitude. After giving the pigs a quick bath, loading the feeder and waterer and getting them settled for the night, we went home to finish preparations.
I got up Tuesday at 4 AM and worked solid until it was time to leave--iron and starch six shirts for the pig showing, pack food and supplies for seven for the week, print off forgotten pages for the book, provide provisions for the three staying home, etc. I also wrote out a complicated schedule to ensure that the two cars could get us all where we needed to be:
We left for the fairgrounds and got to work. I had to finish creating a home for us for the week and the girls had work to do in the pig barn. We had assumed all along that our pigs were going to be super small--way below the 230 pound requirement to sell the pigs at auction. Camilla's pig weighed in at 228#, just two pounds shy. No big deal--everyone told us that there were always a surplus of buyers looking for underweight pigs. The day went as smoothly as could be expected for novices. The girls showed their pigs and got red ribbons.
They were absolutely adorable and were excited by the experience.
The little ones and I sat in the bleachers and cheered everyone on.
After the long, hot day, the little one and I were glad for a cool bit of grass to lay down for reprieve.
Moments after I sent this picture to my husband as an update on how things were going at the fair, I sent the following text:
Right after I sent that picture, all hell broke loose. Poop, crying, fighting, mad mom, the works.
I think we're back in control. I'm eating, which helps.
The next morning started at 3:55 AM. Our club had voted to muck stalls and wash pigs at 4 in the morning so they didn't have to compete with the other 200 kids trying to tend to their pigs. The girls showed a second time (my phone battery died, so no pictures) where they each received blue ribbons, then we had some time to enjoy the fair.
|Eliza found her project.|
They toured the exhibits, rode a couple of rides (and learned rides aren't worth the money), ate an elephant ear and enjoyed a frozen lemonade.
So far, so good. Dad was able to come for awhile which was a giant help to me.
The girls were having a great 4-H experience, the pig part of the event was going well, and they were making friends.
The only minor tragedy was when Camilla lost her $20 fair money. Not the end of the world, but certainly disappointing! They did enjoy barn duty, where they took turns with their club mates tending to the pigs, keeping the area clean, and greeting fair visitors.
Lucy especially enjoyed seeing friends, answering questions, and introducing children to the pigs.
I was not getting enough sleep and couldn't get enough to drink. I had five children under the age of 12 at the fair . . . in August . . . one of them being a fearless and independent 3 year old . . . another a 3 month old who needed frequent nursing and otherwise lived in the baby bjorn. Our biggest pig was sold right away, so I spent the rest of the week sending texts and posting on Facebook trying to sell our smaller, 150 pound pig. No takers. I also had to give up my fair money, so I didn't get a caramel apple.
I was being brave, but was beginning to unravel.
Whatever the case, there was no stopping now! Before the finals showing, there was a peewee pig showing. This is where the younger siblings of the 4-H kids got to show the pigs. Both of our younger two participated. It was a little insane, but at least I knew right where the three year old was for a solid 10 minutes!
|In the overalls with the blue plaid shirt.|
|Leading the pig along like an old pro!|
|All three of the youngers in the frenetic peewee pig show.|
They got a sucker for a prize.
My eight year old was mad that she didn't get a ribbon. She worked hard, dang it!
|I tried to keep him clean, I really did.|
One night, after all of our pig duties were fulfilled, we headed to the rodeo. It was Friday night and the place was packed. I lined my kids up by the fence and wiggled my bum into a small spot on the front bleacher. The kids' behavior was overall good. They were enjoying the rodeo, clapping and having fun. I held the baby and the toddler on my lap most of the time and was, I thought, doing my job well. At one point, the eight year old wanted to hold her baby sister. I handed her over and cuddled tightly with the three year old, while I pointed out things that were happening in the arena. The two sisters were being cute together, smiling and jabbering back and forth.
This little idyllic moment was when the woman sitting behind me leaned forward and spoke into my ear.
"Get your tubes tied, B*#@*."
I was aghast. I turned and, sure she was messing around with me, asked if she was serious.
She nodded, venom in her eyes.
I spent the next several hours quaking with anger. How dare she?! She doesn't know me, she doesn't know my story! I thought of fabulous, biting comebacks (that she wouldn't have heard). I envisioned dramatic scenarios where she was shamed into a submissive apology and the crowd cheered (and could have ended with my arrest, but that's beside the point).
I spent the rest of the night crying.
Her comment cut me to the core. She doesn't know how I constantly doubt my ability to effectively mother all seven of my babies. She didn't know that I had spent nearly the whole week at the fair, trying to help two of my children develop character traits that they need to be upstanding citizens, effective mothers, and useful women of God. She doesn't understand the physical strain I was under, the financial sacrifices I'd made and the fact that I had been at the fair all week and hadn't had a single caramel apple!
To put icing on the cake, after we got back to our tent and I was trying to get everyone settled in for the night, my little guy jumped on my air mattress and fell. Unfortunately, the wheelbarrow the girls had been using for cleaning the pig pens was right next to the tent. He cracked his head on the wheelbarrow and split his forehead wide open. He would need stitches.
The woman at the rodeo was right. I was worthless as a mother.
I threw in the towel and called my husband to come pick us up. We needed to fix a forehead and sleep in our own beds. I could not do anymore.
And stood in line (again) to get faces painted (again).
Then we took a picture of every cutout at the fair (except one because the cutouts were too high).
It was actually a very nice morning. I was reminded that I am not the worst mother on the planet. That my role is divine and that that woman was a mouthpiece for the devil himself--my God could NEVER be so cruel.
We held hands and laughed and I breathed and enjoyed them.
There was one more day of fair and one more pig to sell . . . I will have to tell you that story tomorrow; this post is already long enough!